Or shall I say, "when in france"......  When Max tried on his speedo's, he said "oh no, these won't work, they are too tight".  I said "that's the way they are supposed to fit".  He said "really?"   I told him that if he wanted to swim tomorrow, then he needed to wear them like all the other little boys.  "Okay Mom".

Sophie got one look at him and laughed hysterically.  She  said "you look funny Max".